she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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