your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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