Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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