my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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