Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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