they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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