After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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