so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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