So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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