Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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