PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I intend to get homeless drunk
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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