okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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