Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
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I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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