But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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