I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
