I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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