the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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