He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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