Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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