Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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