I have demons in me.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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