Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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