I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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