this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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