doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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