the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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