your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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