well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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