please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Welp...herpes.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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