okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
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every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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