I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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