oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
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Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
You did what with his pubic hair?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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