Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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