nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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