Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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