A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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