Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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