No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
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im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
She's just so happy...and so naked.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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