Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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