Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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