He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
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I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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