I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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