Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
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Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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