i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
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soooo we both peed the bed last night...
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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