I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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