I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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