Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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