I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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