Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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