Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
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I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Watching her eat just hurts me
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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