I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
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Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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