yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
40s are totally the cure
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So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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