The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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