so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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